Today

June 24th is a very special day. Do any of you bloglanders know why it is a very special day?

Hint: I know. But I won't tell you... because evil laughter is more fun.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The Great White Way and Killing the Weather Man

So. The Tonys. 

General amazingness of course. An appearance by the original cast of one of the best musicals ever. Some random advice on what you should wear in different situations. 

And 60-mile-an-hour winds.

What, you ask? What do advanced thunderstorm warnings have to do with the Tony Awards?

I DON'T KNOW EITHER!!!!!

Except that the stupid weather people kept interrupting the VERY IMPORTANT PROGRAM WHICH HAPPENED TO BE ON TV to show us the doppler radar.

"In about two minutes such-and-such storm will be reaching such-and-such county and there will be blah blah blah..."

They interrupted the theatre awards for THIS?

Now don't get me wrong, it's important for people to know when there are going to be insane things happening in the sky and falling on their houses and stuff. But come on. Would they have done this to, say, the Fantastic Plate or whatever it is those football fans go nuts over?

NO.

And yet they fail to recognize that people watching to see which Broadway shows win Tony awards DO NOT CARE about the weather. No, we do not. It can be raining cats and dogs. It can be hailing golf balls. But please do not notify us if it means taking away the Tony Awards. 

Anyways, mostly nonexistent blog readers, any thoughts on the results?

Holy hell

Street fair was amazing. Truly entertaining. For those of you who enjoy their peaceable sub-rock domains, this is the occasion where many people who dislike people from Yellow Springs swarm the streets and, in some occasions, get very, very drunk. For the "townies," this is an opportunity to traumatize these hordes and purchase large amounts of useless and overpriced junk that will be broken and tossed aside in a week's time. It is super-fabulous.
Need I say more?

Well, summer is here, the bugs have come out of the god-damned woodworks, and I have recently been experiencing computer problems. Yes, I am a bit of a pessimist.
Anyways, taking a note from Carolinus, I have decided to detail my activities insofar this summer.
-Reading a ton. This includes Hemingway, Lovecraft, Vonnegut, and Douglas Adams. If you do not know any of these authors, you alone justify the concept of the thought police.
-Listening to copious music. As many of you know, I am a bit of a metalhead, and as such my room has been recently filled with the strains of Pantera, Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and Slayer. Also joining these are Muddy Waters, Joe Bonnamassa, Joe Satriani, and the Allman Brothers Band.
-Selling my life to one John Fleming, who is directing a version of Frankenstein for stage in which I will be acting. It may be awesome, or filled with fail.
-Playing hour upon hour of Bioshock with our very own Quaden and Bub. (Quampster!)
-Almost breaking a computer technician's rather expensive phone by misinterpreting a hand signal. This was compounded upon the stress of upgrading the hardware of a computer, and was met with a well deserved explosion of cursing and indignation. Yes, I tossed a dude's cell phone at him. I am stupid. Now kindly shut up.
-Trying to fix a dysfunctional laptop. Ironically, I am now in no position to ask for help. (See above.)

No, DON'T ROFL my Zygote!

No, your eyes have not deceived you. I did indeed command you to NOT roll on the floor laughing at an early stage of human creation. This is because many of us, including myself have not been keeping up our end of this bargain we have going. You readers, few that there may be, make a conscious effort to log on and read and in return you expect frequent and interesting posts. I assume. This long, winding, explanation of the lack of posting going on is warranted by an even larger lack of anything interesting to say. For that, I apologize.

Today I did not much of anything. I'm watching The Office right now. I'm ALWAYS watching The Office. Tomorrow I embark on a road trip to see Death Cab For Cutie live. That should kick superfluous amounts of ass.
That's my description of my life in real time. In case you cared.
By using the term 'you' I realize that I am almost definitely talking to myself.

My Absence From Blogland

I haven't posted in a while! Such sadness. But it's because I was off having a really marvelous adventure. So I think I'll tell you about it.

I was busy rescuing the phone book tree people of Kamfubla from the evil, Slinky-eating Garfubblers.

Or maybe I was making toast.

Or quite possibly on a swimming tour with pandas in the Arctic. 

Or sitting on top of a stranger's garage eating apple slices.

Or all of the above.

WHO KNOWS???????????????????????????????????????????

I don't know. Where have I been? You tell me.

WHO ELSE LOVES SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wayne S7A7IC

Chloro-Matic

Bonus points to anyone who can find me a picture of Kelly Roth.

THE POWER OF CHOICE

Saw this at the end of a spam email, and thought it was kinda epic:


Moar amazing offers please!

What an awful final.

Getting Up Clsoe and Personal

OMFG!!!! I was walking this girl home with my friends Tyler and Oliver. It was nice out and we heard some thunder in the distance, it didn't seem that the weather would change quickly. We finally got to her house and said goodbye then started walking towards the school so that Tyler's mom could pick us up since it started to rain. We almost got to the school and it was raining but the lightning was still in the distance. We got to the overhang of the school and were about to go to the Junior High door, when all of a sudden, lightning came down and struck a tree right in front of us. Twigs flew everywhere and there was a huge crack as the tree came crashing down right in front of our eyes. We then ran to the door and started banging on it since the janitor was right down the hall. When we got to the door, with our luck the janitor turns down the science hall and doesn't hear us banging as hard as we could on the door. In a panic I called my dad and thankfully he had just dropped my sister off at work. We waited about a minute and he came and picked us up. Today was probably one of the freakiest and the most cool days of my life.

You know kids...
...there's a word for people who never have fun...
...and that word...
...is crypto-fascist.


http://www.graphiteplayground.com/comic.php?date=2008-05-12

I has a luvs it.

Need I say anything else?

KERBLAMMY

It is what my head does.

Photoshopping at 2 in the morning

Ok so i was up last night and i drank a lot of coke...i couldn't get to sleep and started to get tired. so pretty much i was bored and couldnt find anything to do so i decided to open up photoshop and just let my thought take over my body. this is what i came up with


a child be stolen by a kangaroo.....................yay for photoshop?