No, DON'T ROFL my Zygote!

No, your eyes have not deceived you. I did indeed command you to NOT roll on the floor laughing at an early stage of human creation. This is because many of us, including myself have not been keeping up our end of this bargain we have going. You readers, few that there may be, make a conscious effort to log on and read and in return you expect frequent and interesting posts. I assume. This long, winding, explanation of the lack of posting going on is warranted by an even larger lack of anything interesting to say. For that, I apologize.

Today I did not much of anything. I'm watching The Office right now. I'm ALWAYS watching The Office. Tomorrow I embark on a road trip to see Death Cab For Cutie live. That should kick superfluous amounts of ass.
That's my description of my life in real time. In case you cared.
By using the term 'you' I realize that I am almost definitely talking to myself.