Damn Fascists...

So, in the comments on Porter's Super Anarchy post I mentioned my mail being searched. Here is the tale.

I spent the majority of this past July in a small Ohioan town at Friends Music Camp, a Quaker affair based on immersing young musicians in musical studies. Their I befriended one Issac Plum. (Name obviously changed.) When I returned home after a month of melodic frolicking, I wrote many letters to my FMC friends, and I even received one. It was from Isaac.
Unlike most mail I receive, this envelope was odd. It was not the curling hand of my friend on its face, nor was it the bright postage stamps in the corner. It was the gaping slice through the side. Confused, I read the letter. It concluded with the jesting phrase "I promise that the honey stick isn't too poisonous..."
There was no honey stick.
It was then that I noted that Isaac had, as is his custom, signed the envelope Comrade Plum. The fascists had noted the Communist undertones, read my mail, and stolen my delicious golden organic goodness. Evil bastards.

Anonymous Identity Revealed!

Yes, little smart ones, you guessed it. I was "The Octopi Person."

In fact, the seemingly-random octopi comments were actually virtually filled with references to a certain musical (and one reference to another, but that's another story, never mind, anyway...) which I have now proven that NONE OF YOU NOTICED. None of you know your Evita! Sad, sad stuff, because Evita is excellent, really. ALW at his best. Of course, I'm not much of a fan of ALW, mostly because he's kind of a bitch (Sunset Boulevard drama, anyone? But of course, I take Patti's side.) but still, Evita is an awesome musical. So I filled some comments with references to the song titles. The only thing that was actually random was... well, the addition of octopi. There are no octopi in Evita. It might have been interesting if there were... but it was interesting anyway. But not the movie. Madonna couldn't even sing the score. They changed the keys! The Eva HAS to have a reeeally good high belt for Buenos Aires and A New Argentina. Patti did (even though she can't pronounce descamisados), Julie did (and her english accent is really hilarious on a character meant to be Argentinan, just like everyone else on the concept album), Madonna does *not.*

Here are all the references:

What I Said: Reference

Hello, and Thank You Quaden: Goodnight and Thank You, Magaldi/Whoever

Quaden Beware Of The Octopi: Eva Beware Of The City

Super duper societal destruction

Alright, I've come to a decision: I hate all of it. Democrats, republicans, socialists, communists, anarchists, monarchists, despotists, and fascists; none of their forms of government work. They all end up with one happy minority (ie. white males, Brahmin, politicians) prospering, while the rest of the population is shuffled into the role of the proletariat, where they stew until one new minority get the charisma, guts and guns they need to rise. Whatever kind of government establishes itself, this cycle seems to repeat. It's come to be my opinion that this cycle does not show some problem in society. That would be too easy; problems can be fixed. My mantra, of late is this: Society is the problem.



Wait, that's not quite accurate. My mantra is closer to "Fuck, let's burn it all."



In reality, this is rather, if not entirely, close to my proposition. The main idea is to get rid of society. So, here's my game plan (in four easy steps!):

1. Seize power.
This sounds hypocritical, but some manipulation is necessary before we reach the finale. A big country, preferably one with a lot of bombs, is ideal. The coup needn't be particularly clean; we just need planes and bombs.

2. Incite hysteria worldwide.
Make sure everyone thinks they are about to be invaded. This is important; Libya, Iran, Norway, and Siera Lione all need to be afraid of a global takeover.

3. Arm the masses.
This, combined with the next step, should be enough to take out the brunt of the population, thus removing society. This should be done by some network of conspiratorial "Freedom Fighting" groups, who will, working for you, distribute the guns.

4. Fuck it all.
Bombs, bombs, bombs, and more bombs. This is the step where we set off a high explosive in every major urban center, do hundred-trillions of dollars of damage, and take a huge bite out of 6.7 billion people.

Now this plan may seem a bit drastic, but keep in mind that I do not actually intend for anyone to make good on this proposition. This is nothing but a thought experiment; showing that it is possible to reduce humanity to a small amount of villages and hamlets, pretty much removing technology. With that said, this is, in my opinion, the only real way to "fix" the world. Who knows; maybe it would kill off humans altogether. If this happened, the earth would be considerably better off.

Hmm... a plan this glorious needs a name. I dub it: super-anarchism!

http://picasaweb.google.com/cohlwiler/8248

no photoshop; no GIMP; no post manipulation of any kind; all in my house; all today

feel free to guess

Tired

School has begun again, and, with it, I hope, a new age dawns for our blog! Tell all your friends! It's NEW! It's GHETTO-FABULOUS! Be the first one on your block to...
[have your boy sent home in a box]
ENJOY OUR MINDLESS RANTS AND RAMPANT RAPE/DEATH THREATS! HURRAH!

Anyway, thanks go out to Caden for keeping the blog alive over the summer. Really.
And remember, kids: no needles! No pills! No powders!

(That was for the kids, in honor of Caden's request.)

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Thanks to your no good shenanigans, when I search my full name, [censored for my privacy], on the leading brand of intertubes based web search: G[censored for humor]gle, the 10th result is, guess what:

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=[Censored for my privacy]

And that's out of 74 results. That means that anyone who: A)does not know much about me and B)cares to learn more and C)uses the internet will be in full contact with this new information.

74/1 = Math % and that means that of the 74 results: statistic.decimalPlaces will involve R[censored for the childrens, oh won't someone please think of the chi'llins]ape and Ma[once again censored for the children]rajua[please think of them]na.

Howdy!

Hello, all. Really, this post is a bit of a vitals check. The blog may have reached an early demise; so, I may simply cease checking the blog. Would any persons who still read the blog at all please respond to this? If this fails, I'll try again during the school year, but for the summer, the blog may be emeritus.

ISO 64

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