Monday, August 18, 2008

F[censored for language] You M[censored for Privacy]t S[censored for Privacy]nd

Thanks to your no good shenanigans, when I search my full name, [censored for my privacy], on the leading brand of intertubes based web search: G[censored for humor]gle, the 10th result is, guess what:

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=[Censored for my privacy]

And that's out of 74 results. That means that anyone who: A)does not know much about me and B)cares to learn more and C)uses the internet will be in full contact with this new information.

74/1 = Math % and that means that of the 74 results: statistic.decimalPlaces will involve R[censored for the childrens, oh won't someone please think of the chi'llins]ape and
Ma[once again censored for the children]rajua[please think of them]na.

18 comments:

cohlwiler said...

And to anyone daring to post my real name, remember that we have the power to delete comments.

And remember the children.

And $5.

Ashvin said...

That's really, really funny. (And this is Ashvin from SI, incidentally).

Anonymous said...

Hello, and thank you Quaden. Do you like octopi? The octopi are coming for you. Quaden beware of the octopi... It doesn't matter what the octopi say. There's only 20 of them anyway. Maybe the octopi would be surprisingly good for you... OR NOT.

*cue the suspenseful music*

*bang, crash, the lightning flashed* and well that's another story, never mind, anyway, octopi. Many, many octopi. In fact... 20.

cohlwiler said...

WTF?

cohlwiler said...

Wait, I'm going to try and figure this out...

20 could refer to date, school starts on Aug. 20

The thanks implies MS, but you never can tell.

I'm assuming that octopi is the pluralization of octopus.
-which has 8 legs
plus 4(which is half of 8)
equals 12
the number of months in a year

OMG it's a date

8/20/2008

But seriously, enough logical fallacies for one post.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry. But remember, you verified the entry.

Anonymous said...

Quaden, quaden, quaden. What's new, Quaden? You didn't get it at all! Oh well. On this night of a thousand octopi, a new octopus will appear and eat you... Stand back, Quaden! It's the art of the octopus! Don't cry for Quaden, octopi! The truth is, they're going to eat you!

cohlwiler said...

MS, I'm not as mad as the post implies.

What is the octopus doing; and why?

Anonymous said...

The octopus is on a tour. But then it is going to eat you. Let's hear it for the octopus!

Porter said...

The anonymous comment sounds like a slightly more coherent version of Ray...

Anonymous said...

WRONG, Porter. I will not reveal my identity, though. That would just not be spylike.

Unknown said...

it's joely, only joely says "spylike"

Anonymous said...

If I were Joely, would it be "spylike" of me to use a word of my own invention? Didn't think so.

SecretIdentity said...

i agree with libs

Jamie said...

you are all insane, i think

Ray said...

i have two "octopi" but they have seven legs
heptopi?

Bub said...

I'm only a little worried by this all... Still, I'm going to guess that its Joely. The whole "Night of a Thousand Octopi" thing seems very Joely...

Anonymous said...

Clearly, none of you know your Webber-Rice.