The Origins of Jaboc

So recently Jaboc's been posting all kinds of hubbub about how awesome his name is, but only briefly mentions where he got the name. So I'm here to enlighten you all to the story.

As most of you know...yeah I'd say probably all 4 of you know that several of us here at ROFLmyZygote were on a globally ranked DI team. As we were preparing to leave for the global competition, we were decorating the cars we were taking with silly slogans like "We're Awesome" and "PERPOSTERONE!!" and it seemed that the whole team was there...except a boy called Jacob Allex. As you can imagine, we were a little bitter. We all bothered to show up, but young mister Allex just couldn't grace us with his parents (EDITOR'S NOTE: I assume this was supposed to be presence)...we thought. So I was writing all the team members' names on one of the cars (with car paint, totes legit) and being hurt and confused by his decision to abandon us so close to the pivotal moment in DI history, i couldn't concentrate, much less write accurately, so when i went to write the traitor's name, it came out looking like "Jaboc." The rest of the team was afraid that I had developed a late form of dyslexia, but I knew the truth. The truth of the heartbreak. Just as we were all speaking of the devil, he appeared. He saw the name, and was forever coined Jaboc.
We've made up since then. But there is still tension.

well, not so much tension but more I glare at him sometimes and then we laugh.

So there is the tell all, no-holds-bar story. It was difficult to revisit but I do this for you, my reader.
kthx later kids :D

Jaboc actually is something?!

So I was snooping around the interwebs and found out that Jaboc is actually a book......it's in spanish though and found it kinda scary, thank you caroline for the nickname.....just throwing that out there =)
HERE

Bringing Caroline Down!

This post was made for no apparent reason, other than saying "HELLO OUT THERE INTERWEBS!" and putting carolines post down there |So, if you want put me into a interesting story if you want this to be a "real" post <(^_^)> \/

Hello, Internet

How have you been? It's been a while. Too long... Somethings were said...things I'm sure neither of us are proud of. And I would have called but I knew you wouldn't have answered. Still, I should have called. I should have made more of an effort and that's something I'm working on. I'm going to try because, well, I miss you, Internet. I still love you. And I think you still love me too. Can we make this work? Good. That's what I was hoping to hear.

*enter hot, cyber, make-up sex*

I think that joke has landed, let's move on.

Right now, I'm going to shamelessly plug for something I love. Something that I've been TRYING to get Quaden and Mr. Barrel Roll to pay attention to, with minor success. It's a TV show/Comedy Troupe called The Whitest Kids U Know. Its seriously hilarious.



THIS
links you to parts one and two of one of my favorite sketches, and on the page you can find a WHOLE bunch of other bits of hilarity.

Enjoy please.
kthx.

Music

http://www.soundclick.com/cohlwiler

Fragmented Swarm by cohlwiler

Rapid Dystopia by cohlwiler

I'm about to hit the 5 track per month limit on soundcloud, so I'll switch over to soundclick.

And I just bought noise.io, which is a synth for iPod Touch and iPhone, so expect some amazing synth lines in future songs.


Noise.io - the iPhone Synthesizer from ToyoBunko on Vimeo.

A Visual Guide to Pauls

(it's actually high resolution, not sure why blogger isn't letting it scale; click for good quality)

It is a very special day...

Hey everyone! I'm not really sure if anyone still reads this blog, but I felt like writing a post. After all, it is a very important day. It is the birthday of a very important person, a person who has influenced the lives of millions, if not billions of people around the world. And that person is...



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(no, I'm not talking about Jimmy Buffett)





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(nor am I talking about Raptor Jesus)



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none other than trance producer and DJ Armin van Buuren*. His inspirational music has inspired people around the world to new acts of kindness and religious persecution (not really). His death has been mourned, and his second coming is expected any day now (once again, this is stretching the truth (actually this is taking the truth and not just stretching it but ripping it into tiny pieces, burning those pieces, and replacing them with my own version of the truth), Armin van Buuren is still alive). But even if none of that is true, Armin is still a pretty cool dude. First of all, he's Dutch. And second, he played a record breaking 9-hour long set in Holland. And if that's not enough:


And if that video didn't convince you then. . . good for you, it's strange and not that impressive. I wouldn't be convinced either.


*Not to be confused with Martin Van Buren, the eight President of the United States, who after riding into the presidency on Andrew Jackson's coattails, faced a difficult four years, mostly due to the Panic of 1837.


(click for high resolution awesomness and special pixely goodness)

Distorted Tranquility

Distorted Tranquility by cohlwiler

http://www.intua.net/