Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The Origins of Jaboc

So recently Jaboc's been posting all kinds of hubbub about how awesome his name is, but only briefly mentions where he got the name. So I'm here to enlighten you all to the story.

As most of you know...yeah I'd say probably all 4 of you know that several of us here at ROFLmyZygote were on a globally ranked DI team. As we were preparing to leave for the global competition, we were decorating the cars we were taking with silly slogans like "We're Awesome" and "PERPOSTERONE!!" and it seemed that the whole team was there...except a boy called Jacob Allex. As you can imagine, we were a little bitter. We all bothered to show up, but young mister Allex just couldn't grace us with his parents (EDITOR'S NOTE: I assume this was supposed to be presence)...we thought. So I was writing all the team members' names on one of the cars (with car paint, totes legit) and being hurt and confused by his decision to abandon us so close to the pivotal moment in DI history, i couldn't concentrate, much less write accurately, so when i went to write the traitor's name, it came out looking like "Jaboc." The rest of the team was afraid that I had developed a late form of dyslexia, but I knew the truth. The truth of the heartbreak. Just as we were all speaking of the devil, he appeared. He saw the name, and was forever coined Jaboc.
We've made up since then. But there is still tension.

well, not so much tension but more I glare at him sometimes and then we laugh.

So there is the tell all, no-holds-bar story. It was difficult to revisit but I do this for you, my reader.
kthx later kids :D

5 comments:

Jaboc said...

you have a spelling error, its writing not righting

Jaboc said...

btw i thought you were going to write a short summary of the book lol, much much more interesting

cohlwiler said...

I'll fix the spelling error.

cohlwiler said...

I also added a note about parents vs. presence. Let me know what you were thinking Caroline.

Caroline said...

i have mild, undiagnosed dyslexia.
don't be intolerant of my disability.