Sunday, September 7, 2008
ONE MAN. ONE MISSION. ONE MILLION BABES.
Set mostly in a dystopian future, the game begins in modern day Los Angeles, when Duke is interrupted at a strip club by the sudden teleportation of women and pig-cops. After a gun battle, Duke uses the teleportation device to travel forwards through time, where he is greeted by a woman - a member of the Unified Babe Resistance - who explains that in the future aliens have invaded earth, killed all men and enslaved all women. The Unified Babe Resistance has avoided the aliens thus far, and have sent for Duke to fight off the aliens. The game has a linear story mode that focuses more on tactical maneuvering than on the gung-ho jumping and shooting in other Duke games; it also includes a two player death match in rooms similar to some the game's environments.
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Sounds like some VEEEEEEEERY low quality porn movie
Quaden, what was your point in posting this? The basic premise of this game is ridiculous. Why would the Unified Babe Resistance need Duke to defeat the aliens? HONESTLY, they could do it THEMSELVES without the assistance of some random loser.
as i said, porn movie!
it scares me that caden used the word "babes" so many times...
I didn't actually type it; it was more of a copypasta from Wikipedia.
well ok then. that makes me feel better
suuuuuuuure it does..........
...liar.............
When Duke Nukem, loved by babes, is gteeted by the babe-ilt babe-ish babes of the babe-d out future earth, he must babe-ishly help the babes out babe the aliens. Babes.
this thing seems like really sexist...
I really need to start following roflmyzygote more often.
" I really need to start following roflmyzygote more often. "
I think we have our first testimonial.
Testimonial! High fives! Five dollars!
Caden, go to this site and scroll about half-way down the page.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=vageyena_sightings
There are two pictures that you should look for. One involving mitosis, which will become our nextr great science pun. The other involves a TI-89, which will be along the same lines as mad/creative texting skills. Just check it out. If you have any questions about who sent this, then check out the link and follow my instructions.
Please note that the URL above contains the words Vag-eye-na sightings. That sounds both appropriate and educational! Hurrah, for legitimate internet resources!
... Alright, the maddox link is irrelevant and ill disguised.
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