Last Post? (for a while)

Hello all.

It's nearly midnight and I can't sleep, so you know what that means... (no porter, not me working on our science project, although that might happen later if I'm still awake) ... me posting pseudo random blog posts.

But first a few updates, as most of you know, several of the bloggers will be gone at a DI competition for the next several days. Although I hope we will still be able to post, I really doubt we will have enough time (Globals is really busy). So, yay that.

Another update: Joelster. She is on the blog. OMG. Yay! New contributor. Made up words. Anticipation! Now, before all of you start writing in angrily complaining that you aren't on the blog, I have an announcement. For those who wish to join our illustrious blog, you now have an opportunity. However, your quest will not be easy. Many may perish along the way, several more may even die... twice, or something. Yes, danger, mystery, ooohh.

Anyways, the quest. First you must travel to the ancient realms of Sheagorath and procure the heart of a dragon. However, this heart must not be merely the heart of any dragon, for, as the true wizard knows, in ancient Sheagorath, there many dragons. A true knight will not prove himself until he has rescued the heart of a princess... somehow. Your quest, if you choose to accept it, will bring you closer to death than any experience in your life ever will. You will dance with madness and brush with the infinite realms of possibility. You may even have the fantastic opportunity to send the mighty empire of all that is and ever will be ROFLmyZygote the donation, the gift of incalculable value, whose mere existence has been rumored for centuries, the golden crested dragons heart of all that is $5.

Though many have struggled through this journey, none have yet escaped with their lives. And so, if you want to prove yourself, and establish your place in blogging history, you must brave the frost-bitten winters of Hastill, survive the heat-ravaged deserts on the moons of Xenonin the nearly infinite, and slay the everlastingly silver dragon of poverty. Once thy hast returneth to the kingdom of ROFLmyZygote, thee will be worthy of the title. A title so grand that it shall ring through the forests of the halls of the Kantheon and leave true kings weeping in glory. This title shall be bestowed upon the most daring adventurer and shall forever mark the light of wisdom within them. This title shall be: ...





















[omg!!!]

[what?]

[whr didd da qeust goo]

[quaden!]

Ahem. I am back fellow travelers. I have been abducted. By aliens. Space aliens. The quest. Has been forgotten. Yet, from its ashes, a new quest will rise. This will be the real quest. The one that will let you join our blog. And here it goes...

ROFLmyZygote First Semi-bi-annual-awesome-ified-ithyphallophobic-tastic-isty-ry Blogging Championship

The Rules:

1. Don't talk about ROFLmyZygote
2. Don't talk about ROFLmyZygote
3. OMG, don't pay attention to rules one and two, spread the word as much as you can, we need all the publicity we can ge, oh god we're so alone
4. You will need to send an email to cohlwiler@gmail.com containing one or more of the following:
1. $5
2. A brief description of why you would make a good contributor to our blog.
3. A sample post.
4. A sample photoshopping.
5. The heart of a dragon.
6. This one's worth extra points so pay attention: a written description, at least 250 words long of your quest to find the aforementioned dragon's heart.
7. A laptop (great for porn)
8. A bear (vito preferably)
9. Proof that global warming exists
5. All entries will be judged. A winner may be picked. You all may be killed. You have been warned.