Hello all*, and welcome to my first text post. Although you** may know me only from the images that I have been posting over the last 24 hours. I hope you have all found them enjoyable. I also hope that you have enjoyed reading Porter's two wonderful posts and observing The Fitch's beautiful photoshop skillz.
I'm here to represent all of us here at ROFLmyZygote and to welcome you to our community. While all of the content is provided by our talented editors, we would not be here without your support. Your continued donations*** have been allowing us to add servers to our mainframes, and greatly maximize our bandwidth solutions horizon opportunities. Thank you.
Hopefully with enough support we can make it to two days worth of exceptional content. Our operators are standing by waiting to take your donations. Just think, with each dollar you send, we get one dollar. And that dollar could go towards something awesome, for us. And then we might feel so awesome that we could post something. Please, just send us a dollar, we're only asking for one. Just think how much awesomer this site could be if all of our readers sent in just one dollar. We could be five whole dollars awesomer****. Now wouldn't you like to see that happen? So, come on, send us a dollar, please.
* I am aware that by addressing "all" I'm mostly talking to myself.
** See above.
*** Continued as in future, i.e. expected.
**** Five whole dollars awesomer' not guaranteed, results may vary, nonlethal side effects may occur.
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