Today, I drove around in a parking lot blaring "Indigenous Laceration," and soliciting appalled looks from two-chinned Mid-Western evangelical Christians.
I'll be sure to stay off the roads. Chthonic seems likely to induce road rage, or maybe just convince you to form Satan-O-Grams with your skid marks. Either way, I think I'll join Ray in his bomb shelter.
Because driving for half an hour will significantly contribute to a global problem? Get your ass down from the high seat of your Escalade, you pompous, sycophantic political whore. Just because something agrees with your financial situation, that doesn't justify its being blindly and over-zealously maintained in the face of numerous reputatory and plain common sense. Please, drop the faulty shield of supposed scientific repression and heteropolitical closed-mindedness and start trying to help, you conceited, elitist fascist. No one wants to hear your under-informed, under-justified rants.
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OH NO~ a sign of the apocalypse, to the bomb shelter...
I'll be sure to stay off the roads. Chthonic seems likely to induce road rage, or maybe just convince you to form Satan-O-Grams with your skid marks. Either way, I think I'll join Ray in his bomb shelter.
Thanks for contributing to "Global Warming". Which by the way, does not exist. You suck at life.
is that you Matt Suth?
Who are you?
Because driving for half an hour will significantly contribute to a global problem? Get your ass down from the high seat of your Escalade, you pompous, sycophantic political whore. Just because something agrees with your financial situation, that doesn't justify its being blindly and over-zealously maintained in the face of numerous reputatory and plain common sense. Please, drop the faulty shield of supposed scientific repression and heteropolitical closed-mindedness and start trying to help, you conceited, elitist fascist. No one wants to hear your under-informed, under-justified rants.
What Escalade? We drive a Honda Civic that gets 40 miles to the gallon.
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