Friday, May 16, 2008

YESSS!!!!

I can drive!
Yes!

Today, I drove around in a parking lot blaring "Indigenous Laceration," and soliciting appalled looks from two-chinned Mid-Western evangelical Christians.

I win at everything forever.

7 comments:

Ray said...

OH NO~ a sign of the apocalypse, to the bomb shelter...

cohlwiler said...

I'll be sure to stay off the roads. Chthonic seems likely to induce road rage, or maybe just convince you to form Satan-O-Grams with your skid marks. Either way, I think I'll join Ray in his bomb shelter.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for contributing to "Global Warming". Which by the way, does not exist. You suck at life.

Ray said...

is that you Matt Suth?

Anonymous said...

Who are you?

Porter said...

Because driving for half an hour will significantly contribute to a global problem? Get your ass down from the high seat of your Escalade, you pompous, sycophantic political whore. Just because something agrees with your financial situation, that doesn't justify its being blindly and over-zealously maintained in the face of numerous reputatory and plain common sense. Please, drop the faulty shield of supposed scientific repression and heteropolitical closed-mindedness and start trying to help, you conceited, elitist fascist. No one wants to hear your under-informed, under-justified rants.

subzero said...

What Escalade? We drive a Honda Civic that gets 40 miles to the gallon.